At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr. Welch himself):

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
2) Every time they painted new lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.
3) Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
4) Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5) Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.
7) The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car default" warning light.
8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
10) Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.
11) GM would also require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.
12) Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
13) You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.

 

 

Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music

 

 

..this one is for EDGE  
!rotinom ruoy edisni kcuts m'I ,pleH

 

 

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?

If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!

 

 

 

 

You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive. Thank you.

 

 

 

An Intel PC has four protections modes: Abort, Retry, Fail and Reboot.

 

 

 

 

 

***You Are 28 Years Old***

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?
http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/

ok so this is the first bordom blog but it works y cuz i saied so...my page...the smokey skull in the backround sayed so...and he's my friend..hum where to start..oh yea i'll say hi to my evil twin pip ok there's a start...oh say to his evil clown...ok here we go..so i was thinkin about a blog to wright and well i didn't come up with anything so i decided that i will just keep wrighting like i did in my english classes when my weekly journals were due..oh yea thanks to my frends shawn for pestering me to wright them for about 2 weeks before he gave up...ya..um..this one time most my high school class was triping on some special cookies...that was funny...um...1+1 is defenatly 3 and a bisexual cases of the interger 1...another friend of mine had a babby (note i just found out...that was months ago), ...ok for the blog...i go on cruze in december early january and um...i'm goin on a wast pack...don't know what that means realy..just get to guess alot, almost makes me want to trash my baraks room and run away to an army base...(lol pip), well i got to go now my mouse is eatin it's pad and well the clown are comein to get me have a nice day ...don't freek out....and if you drink too much you will fall down..

 

 

~~i might be a black light but atleast i'm not burnt out....

i'm the kind of person that looks at the glass as half full
i'm the kind of person who hates stupidity
i'm the kind of person who tells you how it is
i'm the kind of person who means what i say
i'm the kind of person who dosent' give a fuck
i'm the kind of person who sit's in the corner
i'm the kind of person that sees everything
i'm the kind of person i want to be
i'm the kind of person who vanishes into dust

 

 

i might be a black light but atleast i'm not burnt out...

oh so my first blog....ever wonder y some people talk, yea you know what i mean the people who don't speek a damn word of truth in their entire life...i work with the guy...he was in most of the big battles in wwII and was stationed with top secret facilities in japain and phillipines he's seen a "half man half horse" we call that a centar 'aka mythical creature' but he's seen it well today..he told me about how he went to a "john doe" family cemetary..and saw some dead man lookin at him through the bushes...ok was wasn't born yesterday..hell either was he that's the problem...don't you think that a 42 year old man who works in a suply depo for the military would know when to stop....eh...some people...i don't know maby a compulsive liar sould of held a ts security clearence in his day but i can't even figure out if he was in the army marines or navy...i think i depends on who he's talkin to...atleast i haven't heard him tell me he's in the airforce...well if that isn't some shit to lighten your day i don't know what is have fun

i might be a black light but atleast i'm not burnt out..